a) He turns up at our door in the middle of the night drunk as a skunk trying to get in with his key and falling asleep periodically snoring like no man has ever snored before.

b) He leaves the water running and experiences sudden realization when it is too late: our kitchen beneath is already experiencing heavy monsoon rain and parts of the roof are falling down. It takes months to fix the damage.

c) It’s Sunday, I would love to sleep until noon. My upstairs neighbor decides to start renovating his apartment right above my head, making in literally impossible to sleep until noon. Now I figure these renovation things take weeks to finish…

!@#€%&£!